The Nestle Mackintosh Toffee Bar is back. Not just for the Holidays – but back in a 365 and 24/7 kind of way. It just won’t go away. Nestle Canada’s Mackintosh disappeared a number of years ago – Some believe in that Urban Legend based on the rumor of the “toffee factory” that burned down. Now THAT I don’t believe. The Mack Toffee bar was really a license to make money. Just make it and they will come. Much better than Field of Dreams with Kevin Costner. Plus you don’t have to drive to Iowa then walk around in a corn field to get the feel for how enthusiastic people get when they have a chance to put their hands on a “classic” Nestle Toffee bar. Just unwrap that classic Tartan Plaid wrapper and voila – a DEE-licious brown toffee bar awaits YOU.
You might want to pace yourself since the last time you enjoyed a Mackintosh Toffee bar. Perhaps your jaw muscles are not yet in shape to tackle a Nestle toffee bar, or perhaps the money spent over the years on all of your dental fillings, crowns, caps and implants might be too much to risk. Me? I can’t resist a Mack bar. Some people like to “slap a Mack bar” – but all you do is just make a bunch of smaller pieces that lets you fit more into your mouth at the same time. Now that sounds like trouble to me…
I know that the Old School approach might be to just pop a single piece into your mouth and wait…and wait….and wait. That Go-Slow approach just does not work for me. O.K. – call it instant gratification. Call it weakness. Or call it a personality disorder. As Doctor Seymour once told me – when you “see more” of the Mack bars, just sit back and enjoy it. Life is short, so eat your Mackintosh Toffee bar.
Looking to buy Mackintosh Toffee Bars for the Holidays? Just click on this link.